0–1
TEAM STATISTICS
| Philosophers Song | Vesuvian Lavabacks | |
|---|---|---|
| 0 | Touchdowns | 1 |
| 0 | Passes | 0 |
| 1 | Catches | 1 |
| 0 | Interceptions | 0 |
| 24 | Running Yards | 34 |
| 0 | Passing Yards | 0 |
| 0 | Tackles | 3 |
| 0 | Surfs | 0 |
| 0 | Knockouts Inflicted | 5 |
| 2 | Injuries Inflicted | 9 |
| 0 | Casualties Inflicted | 1 |
| 0 | Kills | 0 |
| 6 | Knockouts Sustained | 0 |
| 11 | Injuries Sustained | 2 |
| 2 | Casualties Sustained | 0 |
| 0 | Deaths Sustained | 0 |
| 0 | Expulsions | 0 |
PHILOSOPHERS SONG
| # | Player | TD | CAS | KO | BLK | PASS | CAT | RUN | FOUL | SPP | Injury |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | BruceKroxigor | 0 | 0 | 0 | 6 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | |
| 2 | Kant MVPSaurus Blocker | 0 | 0 | 0 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 4 | |
| 3 | HeideggerSaurus Blocker | 0 | 0 | 0 | 6 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | |
| 4 | WittgensteinSaurus Blocker | 0 | 0 | 0 | 8 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | |
| 5 | HegelSaurus Blocker | 0 | 0 | 0 | 7 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | |
| 6 | HumeSaurus Blocker | 0 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | |
| 7 | Schlegel Saurus Blocker | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | |
| 8 | PlatoSkink Runner | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | Serious Injury |
| 9 | SocratesSkink Runner | 0 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 17 | 0 | 0 | |
| 10 | AristotleSkink Runner | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | |
| 11 | DescartesSkink Runner | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 6 | 0 | 0 | Badly Hurt |
| 12 | Nietzche 'Is Dead' -NuffleSkink Runner | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
VESUVIAN LAVABACKS
| # | Player | TD | CAS | KO | BLK | PASS | CAT | RUN | FOUL | SPP | Injury |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Derfla KadovarKroxigor | 0 | 0 | 1 | 9 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | |
| 2 | CualliSkink Runner | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 15 | 0 | 3 | |
| 3 | ConquatoqSkink Runner | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | |
| 4 | Semaj MomotomboSaurus Blocker | 0 | 0 | 2 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | |
| 6 | Ima AlaytaSaurus Blocker | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | |
| 7 | Talula Does The Hula From Hawaii BamSaurus Blocker | 0 | 1 | 1 | 7 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | |
| 8 | Dweezil BachelorSaurus Blocker | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | |
| 9 | Number 16 Bus Shelter Baker MVPSaurus Blocker | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 19 | 0 | 4 | |
| 12 | ABCDE FisherSkink Runner | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | |
| 13 | Moxie Crimefighter CaySkink Runner | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | |
| 15 | Version 2.0 Gorny InstituteSkink Chameleon | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 |
Game data courtesy of Cyanide's Blood Bowl III web services. Times are Eastern.