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MAML PRESSMID-ATLANTIC, U.S.A., THURSDAY, OCTOBER 22, 202625¢
Nevva Gonna Chyme Orc, TV 1,525k
2–0
Subductisupercilicarptors BRSRKRTempest Underworld Denizens, TV 1,035k
TEAM STATISTICS
Nevva GonnaSubductisupercilicarptors
2 Touchdowns 0
0 Pass Attempts 1
0 Passes 1
0 Quick Pass Attempts 0
0 Quick Passes 0
0 Short Pass Attempts 1
0 Short Passes 1
0 Long Pass Attempts 0
0 Long Passes 0
0 Long Bomb Attempts 0
0 Long Bombs 0
0 Hand-off Attempts 0
0 Hand-offs 0
0 Pass Reception Attempts 1
0 Pass Receptions 0
0 Catch Attempts 1
0 Catches 0
0 Interception Attempts 0
0 Interceptions 0
0 Interceptions Sustained 0
44 Running Yards 25
0 Passing Yards 0
3 Pick-up Attempts 2
2 Pick-ups 2
3 Dodge Attempts 32
3 Dodges 31
1 Rush Attempts 22
1 Rushes 22
0 Jump Attempts 0
0 Jumps 0
72 Successful Blocks 27
27 Times Blocked 72
13 Blitzes 9
1 Tackles 0
1 Surfs 0
18 Stuns Inflicted 2
2 Knockouts Inflicted 2
23 Injuries Inflicted 4
3 Casualties Inflicted 0
0 Kills 0
0 Fouls 0
0 Times Fouled 0
0 Team-mates Thrown 0
0 Bomb Attempts 0
0 Bombs 0
0 Chainsaw Attempts 0
0 Chainsaw Attacks 0
0 Chainsaw Critical Failures 0
0 Stab Attempts 0
0 Stabs 0
0 Hypnotic Gaze Attempts 0
0 Hypnotic Gazes 0
0 Projectile Vomit Attempts 0
0 Projectile Vomits 0
0 Projectile Vomit Critical Failures 0
2 Knockouts Sustained 2
3 Injuries Sustained 25
0 Casualties Sustained 3
0 Deaths Sustained 0
0 Deaths Cheated 0
0 Expulsions 0
16 Star Player Points 4
NEVVA GONNA
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11Hurt YaOrc Blitzer00000000000000000000000000000062211000000000000000000000000000
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14I 'Jus Wanna Tell Ya' IIIOrc Lineman100000000000000000000212722000036211000000000000000000000000003
16Kommiment 'wot Iz dink'n' uvGoblin00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
SUBDUCTISUPERCILICARPTORS
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2Morg 'n' ThorgStar Player00000000000000000000000000220083221100000000000000000000000000
3Nargly 'Runt-breaker'Snotling00000000000000000000000044330008000000000000000000000051000000
7Mott-mott 'Bad luck'Goblin00000000000000000000000000000005000000000000000000000010000000
8Min’gy 'The Groveller'Goblin00000000000000000000000011330005000000000000000000000010100000Badly Hurt
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12Nicalodeus NochtusSkaven Lineman00000000000000000000000011000016000000000000000000000010100000Badly Hurt
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14Meryl StreakusSkaven Lineman00000000000000000000000000000009000000000000000000000040100000Seriously Hurt
15Strechus MarkusSkaven Blitzer00000000000000000000000033220007000000000000000000000030000000
16Lappus DancimusSkaven Thrower01100011000000000000011565330016000000000000000000000020000000

Game data courtesy of Cyanide's Blood Bowl III web services. Times are Eastern.