Philosophers Song 0, Technobabble Inc. 2
Dungeonbowl V - Quarters
Monday, January 26, 2026 @ 9:01pm EST
TEAM STATISTICS
| Philosophers Song | Technobabble Inc. | |
|---|---|---|
| 0 | Touchdowns | 2 |
| 0 | Passes | 1 |
| 1 | Catches | 2 |
| 0 | Interceptions | 0 |
| 29 | Running Yards | 22 |
| 0 | Passing Yards | 5 |
| 0 | Tackles | 4 |
| 0 | Surfs | 0 |
| 4 | Knockouts Inflicted | 1 |
| 12 | Injuries Inflicted | 7 |
| 2 | Casualties Inflicted | 3 |
| 1 | Kills | 0 |
| 1 | Knockouts Sustained | 4 |
| 8 | Injuries Sustained | 12 |
| 3 | Casualties Sustained | 2 |
| 0 | Deaths Sustained | 1 |
| 0 | Expulsions | 0 |
PHILOSOPHERS SONG
| # | Player | TD | CAS | KO | BLK | PASS | CAT | RUN | FOUL | SPP | Injury |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | BruceKroxigor | 0 | 0 | 1 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | |
| 2 | KantSaurus Blocker | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | Badly Hurt |
| 3 | WittgensteinSaurus Blocker | 0 | 0 | 0 | 6 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | |
| 4 | HeideggerSaurus Blocker | 0 | 0 | 0 | 13 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | |
| 5 | HegelSaurus Blocker | 0 | 2 | 2 | 15 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 4 | |
| 6 | HumeSaurus Blocker | 0 | 0 | 0 | 11 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | |
| 7 | Schlegel Saurus Blocker | 0 | 0 | 0 | 10 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | |
| 8 | PlatoSkink Chameleon | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | |
| 9 | SocratesSkink Runner | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 10 | 0 | 0 | |
| 10 | DescartesSkink Runner | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 19 | 0 | 0 | |
| 11 | AristotleSkink Runner | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | |
| 12 | Nietzche 'Is Dead' -NuffleSkink Runner | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | Badly Hurt |
| 13 | ConfuciusSkink Runner | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | Badly Hurt |
| 14 | Plato the Younger MVPSkink Runner | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 4 |
TECHNOBABBLE INC.
| # | Player | TD | CAS | KO | BLK | PASS | CAT | RUN | FOUL | SPP | Injury |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Homomorphic EncryptionOgre | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | |
| 2 | HDR10Human Blitzer | 1 | 3 | 0 | 9 | 0 | 0 | 7 | 0 | 9 | |
| 3 | SingletonHuman Blitzer | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 10 | 0 | 3 | |
| 4 | Stored ProcedureHuman Blitzer | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | |
| 5 | Abstract FactoryHuman Blitzer | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | Dead |
| 6 | Doubly Linked ListHuman Thrower | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 1 | 5 | 0 | 1 | |
| 7 | Deterministic Context-Free LanguageHuman Catcher | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | Seriously Hurt |
| 8 | PolymorphismHuman Lineman | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | |
| 9 | Data Transfer Object MVPHuman Lineman | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 4 | |
| 10 | MarikHuman Lineman | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | |
| 11 | MarikHuman Lineman | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | |
| 12 | name_sp_griffGriff Star | 0 | 0 | 1 | 8 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Game data courtesy of Cyanide's Blood Bowl III web services. Times are Eastern.