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TEAM STATISTICS
| Philosophers Song | Entanglements | |
|---|---|---|
| 2 | Touchdowns | 1 |
| 0 | Passes | 1 |
| 1 | Catches | 1 |
| 2 | Interceptions | 0 |
| 31 | Running Yards | 39 |
| 0 | Passing Yards | 0 |
| 4 | Tackles | 0 |
| 0 | Surfs | 0 |
| 6 | Knockouts Inflicted | 0 |
| 18 | Injuries Inflicted | 4 |
| 3 | Casualties Inflicted | 0 |
| 0 | Kills | 0 |
| 0 | Knockouts Sustained | 6 |
| 4 | Injuries Sustained | 20 |
| 0 | Casualties Sustained | 3 |
| 0 | Deaths Sustained | 0 |
| 1 | Expulsions | 1 |
PHILOSOPHERS SONG
| # | Player | TD | CAS | KO | BLK | PASS | CAT | RUN | FOUL | SPP | Injury |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | BruceKroxigor | 0 | 1 | 0 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | |
| 2 | KantSaurus Blocker | 0 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | |
| 3 | WittgensteinSaurus Blocker | 0 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | |
| 4 | HeideggerSaurus Blocker | 0 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | |
| 5 | HegelSaurus Blocker | 0 | 0 | 3 | 13 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | |
| 6 | HumeSaurus Blocker | 0 | 0 | 0 | 6 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | |
| 7 | Schlegel Saurus Blocker | 0 | 0 | 2 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | |
| 8 | PlatoSkink Chameleon | 1 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 12 | 6 | 5 | |
| 9 | SocratesSkink Runner | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 19 | 1 | 3 | |
| 10 | Descartes MVPSkink Runner | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 4 | |
| 11 | AristotleSkink Runner | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | |
| 12 | Nietzche 'Is Dead' -NuffleSkink Runner | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | |
| 13 | Plato the YoungerSkink Runner | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
ENTANGLEMENTS
| # | Player | TD | CAS | KO | BLK | PASS | CAT | RUN | FOUL | SPP | Injury |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Pat CloverhitchHuman Noble Blitzer | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | |
| 2 | Michael Bowline MVPHuman Noble Blitzer | 1 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 13 | 0 | 7 | |
| 3 | Olly SheetbendHuman Bodyguard | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | Seriously Hurt |
| 4 | Townes SquareknotHuman Bodyguard | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | Serious Injury |
| 5 | Bull NooseHuman Bodyguard | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | |
| 6 | Yvon 'The curse' CrosstitchHuman Bodyguard | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | |
| 7 | Charles WindsorHuman Thrower | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 26 | 0 | 0 | Seriously Hurt |
| 8 | Net GanesHuman Retainer | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | |
| 9 | Cole Carrickbend Jr.Human Retainer | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | |
| 10 | Spider WebbHuman Retainer | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | |
| 11 | Ralph BarbedwireHuman Retainer | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | |
| 12 | Rupert 'Glutton'Human Retainer | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | |
| 13 | Moork 'The bear'Ogre | 0 | 0 | 0 | 6 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Game data courtesy of Cyanide's Blood Bowl III web services. Times are Eastern.