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TEAM STATISTICS
| Philosophers Song | World of Cheese | |
|---|---|---|
| 2 | Touchdowns | 0 |
| 0 | Passes | 1 |
| 2 | Catches | 1 |
| 0 | Interceptions | 0 |
| 41 | Running Yards | 49 |
| 0 | Passing Yards | 8 |
| 2 | Tackles | 1 |
| 1 | Surfs | 1 |
| 4 | Knockouts Inflicted | 2 |
| 15 | Injuries Inflicted | 3 |
| 6 | Casualties Inflicted | 0 |
| 1 | Kills | 0 |
| 2 | Knockouts Sustained | 4 |
| 3 | Injuries Sustained | 15 |
| 0 | Casualties Sustained | 6 |
| 0 | Deaths Sustained | 1 |
| 1 | Expulsions | 0 |
PHILOSOPHERS SONG
| # | Player | TD | CAS | KO | BLK | PASS | CAT | RUN | FOUL | SPP | Injury |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | BruceKroxigor | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | |
| 2 | KantSaurus Blocker | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | |
| 3 | WittgensteinSaurus Blocker | 0 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | |
| 4 | HeideggerSaurus Blocker | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 9 | 0 | 2 | |
| 5 | HegelSaurus Blocker | 0 | 2 | 0 | 12 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 4 | |
| 6 | HumeSaurus Blocker | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | |
| 7 | Schlegel Saurus Blocker | 0 | 1 | 3 | 9 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | |
| 8 | PlatoSkink Chameleon | 1 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 20 | 3 | 3 | |
| 9 | Socrates MVPSkink Runner | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 4 | |
| 10 | DescartesSkink Runner | 1 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 8 | 0 | 5 | |
| 11 | Nietzche 'Is Dead' -NuffleSkink Runner | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 0 | 0 | |
| 12 | AristotleSkink Runner | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | |
| 13 | ConfuciusSkink Runner | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
WORLD OF CHEESE
| # | Player | TD | CAS | KO | BLK | PASS | CAT | RUN | FOUL | SPP | Injury |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Cheddar MVPElf Thrower | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 48 | 0 | 5 | |
| 2 | Monterey-JackElf Blitzer | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | Seriously Hurt |
| 3 | BlueElf Blitzer | 0 | 0 | 1 | 6 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | Dead |
| 4 | AsiagoElf Catcher | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | Seriously Hurt |
| 5 | CoquetdaleElf Catcher | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | Serious Injury |
| 6 | ChevreElf Catcher | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | |
| 7 | RoquefortElf Catcher | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | |
| 9 | ProvoloneElf Lineman | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | |
| 10 | GruyereElf Lineman | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | Badly Hurt |
| 11 | GorgonzolaElf Lineman | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | |
| 12 | MondseerElf Lineman | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | Neck Injury |
Game data courtesy of Cyanide's Blood Bowl III web services. Times are Eastern.