TEAM STATISTICS
| Philosophers Song | Purple People Eaters | |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | Touchdowns | 0 |
| 0 | Passes | 0 |
| 0 | Catches | 0 |
| 0 | Interceptions | 0 |
| 31 | Running Yards | 10 |
| 0 | Passing Yards | 0 |
| 1 | Tackles | 0 |
| 0 | Surfs | 0 |
| 2 | Knockouts Inflicted | 1 |
| 9 | Injuries Inflicted | 4 |
| 1 | Casualties Inflicted | 0 |
| 1 | Kills | 0 |
| 1 | Knockouts Sustained | 2 |
| 4 | Injuries Sustained | 10 |
| 0 | Casualties Sustained | 1 |
| 0 | Deaths Sustained | 1 |
| 0 | Expulsions | 0 |
PHILOSOPHERS SONG
| # | Player | TD | CAS | KO | BLK | PASS | CAT | RUN | FOUL | SPP | Injury |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | BruceKroxigor | 0 | 0 | 0 | 6 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | |
| 2 | KantSaurus Blocker | 0 | 0 | 1 | 7 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | |
| 3 | CualliSkink Runner | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | |
| 4 | MexehytliSkink Runner | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | |
| 5 | HegelSaurus Blocker | 0 | 0 | 0 | 12 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | |
| 6 | Hume MVPSaurus Blocker | 0 | 1 | 1 | 10 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 6 | |
| 7 | Schlegel Saurus Blocker | 0 | 0 | 0 | 8 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | |
| 8 | PlatoSkink Chameleon | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | |
| 9 | SocratesSkink Runner | 0 | 0 | 0 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | |
| 10 | DescartesSkink Runner | 1 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 31 | 0 | 3 | |
| 11 | Nietzche 'Is Dead' -NuffleSkink Runner | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
PURPLE PEOPLE EATERS
| # | Player | TD | CAS | KO | BLK | PASS | CAT | RUN | FOUL | SPP | Injury |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Een-IeChosen Blocker | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | |
| 2 | Meen-IeChosen Blocker | 0 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | |
| 3 | Min-NeyChosen Blocker | 0 | 0 | 1 | 7 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | |
| 4 | MoChosen Blocker | 0 | 0 | 0 | 7 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | |
| 5 | ZohranBeastman Runner | 0 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | |
| 6 | Ugg-bha Beastman Runner | 0 | 0 | 0 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | |
| 7 | Ah-HaBeastman Runner | 0 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | |
| 8 | Argo-BuhBeastman Runner | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | Dead |
| 9 | Lug-ZenBeastman Runner | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | |
| 10 | GortBeastman Runner | 0 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | |
| 11 | A Human I Swear MVPBeastman Runner | 0 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 9 | 0 | 4 |
Game data courtesy of Cyanide's Blood Bowl III web services. Times are Eastern.