The MAML Gazette

Cenozoic Park Nik Saten Lizardmen, TV 1,330k

2–0

Cenozoic Park		Nevva Gonna
2	Touchdowns	0
0	Pass Attempts	1
0	Passes	0
0	Quick Pass Attempts	1
0	Quick Passes	0
0	Short Pass Attempts	0
0	Short Passes	0
0	Long Pass Attempts	0
0	Long Passes	0
0	Long Bomb Attempts	0
0	Long Bombs	0
1	Hand-off Attempts	1
1	Hand-offs	1
0	Pass Reception Attempts	0
0	Pass Receptions	0
5	Catch Attempts	1
2	Catches	1
0	Interception Attempts	0
0	Interceptions	0
0	Interceptions Sustained	0
38	Running Yards	20
0	Passing Yards	0
2	Pick-up Attempts	3
1	Pick-ups	2
2	Dodge Attempts	11
2	Dodges	6
5	Rush Attempts	9
5	Rushes	8
0	Jump Attempts	1
0	Jumps	1
33	Successful Blocks	41
41	Times Blocked	33
16	Blitzes	13
5	Tackles	0
0	Surfs	0
5	Stuns Inflicted	5
4	Knockouts Inflicted	2
12	Injuries Inflicted	8
2	Casualties Inflicted	1
0	Kills	0
3	Fouls	2
2	Times Fouled	3
0	Team-mates Thrown	0
0	Bomb Attempts	0
0	Bombs	0
0	Chainsaw Attempts	0
0	Chainsaw Attacks	0
0	Chainsaw Critical Failures	0
0	Stab Attempts	0
0	Stabs	0
0	Hypnotic Gaze Attempts	0
0	Hypnotic Gazes	0
0	Projectile Vomit Attempts	0
0	Projectile Vomits	0
0	Projectile Vomit Critical Failures	0
2	Knockouts Sustained	4
8	Injuries Sustained	13
1	Casualties Sustained	2
0	Deaths Sustained	0
0	Deaths Cheated	0
0	Expulsions	0
16	Star Player Points	6

#	Player	TD	HOA	HO	CBA	CB	PUA	PU	RUN	DGA	DG	RSA	RS	BLK	BLK'D	BLZ	AB	STN	KO	CAS	FOUL	FOUL'D	AB'D	KO'D	CAS'D	MVP	SPP	Injury
1	Richard "Astley" Attenborough Jr.Kroxigor	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	1	7	1	1	0	1	0	0	1	0	0	0	0	0
2	MolpateqSkink Runner	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	1	0	0	0	0	0	0
3	Sam NeillSaurus Blocker	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	1	1	2	4	1	2	0	2	0	0	0	1	0	0	0	0
4	Laura Dern IIISaurus Blocker	0	0	0	1	0	0	0	0	0	0	1	1	10	5	7	2	1	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	2
5	Jeff GoldblumSaurus Blocker	0	0	0	1	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	3	8	1	1	0	1	0	0	0	2	1	0	0	0
6	Samuel L. Jackson MVPSaurus Blocker	0	0	0	1	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	4	2	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	1	4
7	Wayne KnightSaurus Blocker	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	3	8	0	1	1	0	0	0	1	2	0	0	0	0
8	BD WongSaurus Blocker	0	0	0	0	0	1	0	0	0	0	1	1	10	4	6	4	2	0	2	0	0	1	0	0	0	4
10	Ty SimpkinsSkink Runner	0	0	0	1	1	0	0	4	0	0	0	0	0	2	0	1	1	0	0	2	0	2	1	1	0	0	Serious Injury
11	Jeff Goldblum's Stunt DoubleSkink Runner	2	1	1	1	1	1	1	34	1	1	2	2	0	1	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	6
13	Ariana Richards VSkink Chameleon	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	1	1	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0

#	Player	PA	QPA	HOA	HO	CBA	CB	PUA	PU	RUN	DGA	DG	RSA	RS	JPA	JP	BLK	BLK'D	BLZ	AB	STN	KO	CAS	FOUL	FOUL'D	AB'D	KO'D	CAS'D	MVP	SPP	Injury
1	Give Yer Up 'da lessa'Big Un Blocker	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	3	1	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	1	0	0	0	0
2	Let Ya DownBig Un Blocker	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	1	1	0	0	12	5	4	4	3	1	0	0	1	2	0	0	0	0
3	Run AroundBig Un Blocker	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	5	6	1	1	0	1	0	0	1	1	0	0	0	0
4	Desert YaBig Un Blocker	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	10	3	2	1	1	0	0	0	0	1	0	0	0	0
6	Make Ya KryOrc Blitzer	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	1	1	1	1	3	2	3	1	0	0	1	0	0	2	2	0	0	2
7	Say Goodbye 'Twice' IIOrc Blitzer	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	3	3	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	1	0	1	0	0	Serious Injury
8	Tell 'Two' Lies IIOrc Blitzer	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	3	1	1	1	0	0	4	1	3	0	0	0	0	0	1	1	0	0	0	0
9	Hurt Ya 'Tickle Fight' Jr.Orc Blitzer	1	1	1	1	1	1	0	0	5	2	1	2	2	0	0	1	4	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	1	1	0	0	0
11	No 'Strangaz' ta Love Jr MVPOrc Lineman	0	0	0	0	0	0	3	2	15	0	0	2	2	0	0	0	4	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	1	1	0	1	4
12	I'Jus 'Wanna Tell' Ya IVOrc Lineman	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	2	1	2	1	0	0	0	2	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0
13	Gotta 'Make ya' Understand Orc Lineman	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	2	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	1	0	1	0	0	Head Injury
16	Wheneva 'Yer Need' SomebodyGoblin	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	4	3	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	1	1	0	0	2	0	1	0	0	0	0

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