The MAML Gazette

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Real American Heroes dead fred Dark Elf, TV 1,470k

Nevva Gonna		Real American Heroes
1	Touchdowns	0
0	Pass Attempts	1
0	Passes	0
0	Quick Pass Attempts	0
0	Quick Passes	0
0	Short Pass Attempts	0
0	Short Passes	0
0	Long Pass Attempts	0
0	Long Passes	0
0	Long Bomb Attempts	1
0	Long Bombs	0
0	Hand-off Attempts	2
0	Hand-offs	1
0	Pass Reception Attempts	0
0	Pass Receptions	0
4	Catch Attempts	3
0	Catches	2
0	Interception Attempts	0
0	Interceptions	0
0	Interceptions Sustained	0
22	Running Yards	27
0	Passing Yards	0
4	Pick-up Attempts	4
2	Pick-ups	3
2	Dodge Attempts	48
2	Dodges	40
3	Rush Attempts	7
3	Rushes	6
0	Jump Attempts	0
0	Jumps	0
55	Successful Blocks	7
7	Times Blocked	55
13	Blitzes	4
8	Tackles	0
0	Surfs	1
9	Stuns Inflicted	0
3	Knockouts Inflicted	0
17	Injuries Inflicted	0
4	Casualties Inflicted	0
0	Kills	0
0	Fouls	0
0	Times Fouled	0
0	Team-mates Thrown	0
0	Bomb Attempts	0
0	Bombs	0
0	Chainsaw Attempts	0
0	Chainsaw Attacks	0
0	Chainsaw Critical Failures	0
0	Stab Attempts	0
0	Stabs	0
0	Hypnotic Gaze Attempts	0
0	Hypnotic Gazes	0
0	Projectile Vomit Attempts	0
0	Projectile Vomits	0
0	Projectile Vomit Critical Failures	0
0	Knockouts Sustained	4
0	Injuries Sustained	18
0	Casualties Sustained	4
0	Deaths Sustained	0
0	Deaths Cheated	0
0	Expulsions	0
17	Star Player Points	4

#	Player	TD	CBA	PUA	PU	RUN	DGA	DG	RSA	RS	BLK	BLK'D	BLZ	AB	STN	KO	CAS	MVP	SPP
1	Rick 'Rolla" Astley IITroll	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	3	0	1	2	0	0	1	0	4
3	Give Ya UpBig Un Blocker	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	4	2	0	2	2	0	0	0	0
4	Let Ya DownBig Un Blocker	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	9	0	1	4	2	1	1	0	2
5	Run AroundBig Un Blocker	0	1	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	2	2	0	1	1	0	0	0	0
6	Desert YaBig Un Blocker	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	7	0	1	1	0	0	1	0	2
8	Make Ya KryOrc Blitzer	0	1	0	0	0	1	1	1	1	10	0	6	2	1	1	0	0	0
9	Say Goodbye 'Twice' IIOrc Blitzer	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	6	1	0	2	1	0	1	0	2
10	Tell 'Two' Lies IIOrc Blitzer	1	0	2	2	22	0	0	0	0	2	1	0	1	1	0	0	0	3
11	Hurt Ya MVPOrc Blitzer	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	2	2	7	1	4	2	1	1	0	1	4
13	Gotta 'Make ya' Understand Orc Lineman	0	2	2	0	0	0	0	0	0	3	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0
14	I'Jus 'Wanna Tell' Ya IVOrc Lineman	0	0	0	0	0	1	1	0	0	2	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0
16	No 'Strangaz' ta LoveGoblin	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0

#	Player	PA	LBA	HOA	HO	CBA	CB	PUA	PU	RUN	DGA	DG	RSA	RS	BLK	BLK'D	BLZ	SURF	AB'D	KO'D	CAS'D	MVP	SPP	Injury
2	Gung-HoDark Elf Blitzer	0	0	1	0	2	1	1	0	1	5	5	1	1	0	4	0	0	2	1	0	0	0
3	ZartanDark Elf Blitzer	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	2	1	0	0	0	5	0	0	2	1	0	0	0
4	Sgt. SlaughterDark Elf Blitzer	0	0	0	0	0	0	1	1	4	8	8	2	2	1	7	1	0	0	0	0	0	0
5	TomaxDark Elf Lineman	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	1	1	0	0	0	4	0	0	2	1	0	0	0
6	ShipwreckDark Elf Lineman	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	1	0	0	0	0	8	0	0	2	0	1	0	0	Badly Hurt
7	DogfightDark Elf Lineman	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	5	3	0	0	0	6	0	0	1	0	0	0	0
8	Deep SixDark Elf Lineman	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	2	2	1	1	0	6	0	0	2	0	1	0	0	Head Injury
9	Beach HeadDark Elf Lineman	0	0	0	0	0	0	1	1	21	4	4	1	1	0	3	0	0	1	0	1	0	0	Badly Hurt
10	CopperheadDark Elf Lineman	1	1	0	0	0	0	1	1	0	5	5	1	0	0	3	0	0	1	0	0	0	0
11	Roddy Piper MVPDark Elf Lineman	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	5	4	0	0	1	3	0	0	2	0	1	1	4	Badly Hurt
12	BaronessDark Elf Witch Elf	0	0	1	1	1	1	0	0	1	6	4	1	1	3	5	2	0	2	0	0	0	0
13	ScarlettDark Elf Witch Elf	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	4	3	0	0	2	1	1	1	1	1	0	0	0

Game data courtesy of Cyanide's Blood Bowl III web services. Times are Eastern.

Nevva Gonna 1, Real American Heroes 0