TEAM STATISTICS
| Da Gutterballz | Philosophers Song | |
|---|---|---|
| 0 | Touchdowns | 2 |
| 0 | Passes | 0 |
| 1 | Catches | 0 |
| 0 | Interceptions | 0 |
| 16 | Running Yards | 48 |
| 0 | Passing Yards | 0 |
| 0 | Tackles | 0 |
| 0 | Surfs | 0 |
| 1 | Knockouts Inflicted | 2 |
| 5 | Injuries Inflicted | 10 |
| 0 | Casualties Inflicted | 1 |
| 0 | Kills | 0 |
| 3 | Knockouts Sustained | 1 |
| 11 | Injuries Sustained | 5 |
| 1 | Casualties Sustained | 0 |
| 0 | Deaths Sustained | 0 |
| 0 | Expulsions | 1 |
DA GUTTERBALLZ
| # | Player | TD | CAS | KO | BLK | PASS | CAT | RUN | FOUL | SPP | Injury |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Julianne Moore / "Maude Lebowski"Big Un Blocker | 0 | 0 | 0 | 6 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | |
| 2 | Philip Seymour Hoffman / "Brandt"Big Un Blocker | 0 | 0 | 0 | 6 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | |
| 3 | Peter Stormare / "Karl Hungus"Big Un Blocker | 0 | 0 | 0 | 8 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | |
| 4 | Ben Gazzara / "Jackie Treehorn"Big Un Blocker | 0 | 0 | 0 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | |
| 5 | Jeff Bridges / "The Dude"Orc Blitzer | 0 | 0 | 0 | 6 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 2 | |
| 6 | John Turturro / "The Jesus" QuintanaOrc Blitzer | 0 | 0 | 0 | 6 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | |
| 7 | Steve Buscemi / "Donnie" MVPOrc Blitzer | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 9 | 0 | 4 | Smashed Knee |
| 8 | John Goodman / "Walter"Orc Blitzer | 0 | 0 | 1 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | |
| 9 | David Huddleston / Jeffrey LebowskiOrc Lineman | 0 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | |
| 10 | Flea / Nihilist #2Orc Lineman | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | |
| 11 | He peed on the f***ing rugTroll | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | |
| 13 | Tara Reid II / "Bunny"Goblin | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 7 | 0 | 0 | |
| 14 | Sam Elliott / "The Stranger"Orc Thrower | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
PHILOSOPHERS SONG
| # | Player | TD | CAS | KO | BLK | PASS | CAT | RUN | FOUL | SPP | Injury |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | BruceKroxigor | 0 | 0 | 1 | 6 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | |
| 2 | KantSaurus Blocker | 0 | 0 | 0 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | |
| 3 | WittgensteinSaurus Blocker | 0 | 0 | 0 | 7 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | |
| 4 | HeideggerSaurus Blocker | 0 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | |
| 5 | Hegel MVPSaurus Blocker | 0 | 1 | 0 | 12 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 6 | |
| 6 | HumeSaurus Blocker | 0 | 0 | 0 | 10 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | |
| 7 | Schlegel Saurus Blocker | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | |
| 8 | PlatoSkink Chameleon | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 0 | |
| 9 | SocratesSkink Runner | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 48 | 0 | 6 | |
| 10 | DescartesSkink Runner | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | |
| 11 | Nietzche 'Is Dead' -NuffleSkink Runner | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | |
| 12 | name_sp_anqiAnqi Star | 0 | 0 | 0 | 7 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Game data courtesy of Cyanide's Blood Bowl III web services. Times are Eastern.