TEAM STATISTICS
| Philosophers Song | Technobabble Inc. | |
|---|---|---|
| 2 | Touchdowns | 0 |
| 0 | Passes | 1 |
| 1 | Catches | 0 |
| 0 | Interceptions | 0 |
| 46 | Running Yards | 11 |
| 0 | Passing Yards | 0 |
| 2 | Tackles | 0 |
| 0 | Surfs | 0 |
| 6 | Knockouts Inflicted | 1 |
| 12 | Injuries Inflicted | 4 |
| 4 | Casualties Inflicted | 0 |
| 0 | Kills | 0 |
| 1 | Knockouts Sustained | 6 |
| 4 | Injuries Sustained | 12 |
| 0 | Casualties Sustained | 4 |
| 0 | Deaths Sustained | 0 |
| 0 | Expulsions | 0 |
PHILOSOPHERS SONG
| # | Player | TD | CAS | KO | BLK | PASS | CAT | RUN | FOUL | SPP | Injury |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | BruceKroxigor | 0 | 0 | 0 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | |
| 2 | KantSaurus Blocker | 0 | 0 | 0 | 7 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | |
| 3 | WittgensteinSaurus Blocker | 0 | 0 | 0 | 7 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | |
| 4 | HeideggerSaurus Blocker | 0 | 0 | 1 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | |
| 5 | HegelSaurus Blocker | 0 | 1 | 3 | 12 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | |
| 6 | HumeSaurus Blocker | 0 | 1 | 1 | 10 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | |
| 7 | Schlegel Saurus Blocker | 0 | 1 | 0 | 8 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | |
| 8 | Plato MVPSkink Chameleon | 1 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 29 | 1 | 7 | |
| 9 | SocratesSkink Runner | 0 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | |
| 10 | DescartesSkink Runner | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 17 | 0 | 3 | |
| 11 | Nietzche 'Is Dead' -NuffleSkink Runner | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
TECHNOBABBLE INC.
| # | Player | TD | CAS | KO | BLK | PASS | CAT | RUN | FOUL | SPP | Injury |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | SingletonOgre | 0 | 0 | 0 | 6 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | Seriously Hurt |
| 2 | HDR10 MVPHuman Blitzer | 0 | 0 | 0 | 6 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 4 | |
| 3 | Preimage ResistanceHuman Blitzer | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | Serious Injury |
| 4 | Stored ProcedureHuman Blitzer | 0 | 0 | 1 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | |
| 5 | Back-Face CullingHuman Blitzer | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | Serious Injury |
| 6 | Doubly Linked ListHuman Thrower | 0 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 1 | 0 | 11 | 1 | 0 | |
| 7 | PSPACE-completenessHuman Catcher | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | |
| 8 | Deterministic Context-Free LanguageHuman Catcher | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | |
| 9 | PBKDFHuman Lineman | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | |
| 10 | Homomorphic EncryptionHuman Lineman | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | |
| 11 | Big-O NotationHuman Lineman | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | Seriously Hurt |
| 12 | Ambient OcclusionHuman Lineman | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Game data courtesy of Cyanide's Blood Bowl III web services. Times are Eastern.