1–0
TEAM STATISTICS
| Entanglements | Philosophers Song | |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | Touchdowns | 0 |
| 2 | Passes | 0 |
| 3 | Catches | 1 |
| 0 | Interceptions | 1 |
| 20 | Running Yards | 25 |
| 6 | Passing Yards | 0 |
| 5 | Tackles | 2 |
| 0 | Surfs | 0 |
| 0 | Knockouts Inflicted | 5 |
| 5 | Injuries Inflicted | 12 |
| 2 | Casualties Inflicted | 1 |
| 0 | Kills | 0 |
| 5 | Knockouts Sustained | 1 |
| 12 | Injuries Sustained | 8 |
| 1 | Casualties Sustained | 2 |
| 0 | Deaths Sustained | 0 |
| 0 | Expulsions | 0 |
ENTANGLEMENTS
| # | Player | TD | CAS | KO | BLK | PASS | CAT | RUN | FOUL | SPP | Injury |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Pat CloverhitchHuman Noble Blitzer | 1 | 0 | 0 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 0 | 3 | |
| 2 | Michael BowlineHuman Noble Blitzer | 0 | 0 | 0 | 9 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 0 | 0 | Serious Injury |
| 3 | Olly SheetbendHuman Bodyguard | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | |
| 4 | Townes SquareknotHuman Bodyguard | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | |
| 5 | Bull NooseHuman Bodyguard | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | |
| 6 | Charles WindsorHuman Thrower | 0 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 2 | 1 | 12 | 0 | 3 | |
| 7 | Roger OverlandHuman Retainer | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | |
| 8 | Floyd TruckerhitchHuman Retainer | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | |
| 9 | Cole CarrickbendHuman Retainer | 0 | 1 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | |
| 10 | Prisilla Presiknot MVPHuman Retainer | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 4 | |
| 11 | Henry RollinghitchHuman Retainer | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | |
| 12 | Yvon 'The curse' CrosstitchHuman Bodyguard | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
PHILOSOPHERS SONG
| # | Player | TD | CAS | KO | BLK | PASS | CAT | RUN | FOUL | SPP | Injury |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | BruceKroxigor | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | |
| 2 | KantSaurus Blocker | 0 | 1 | 0 | 8 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | |
| 3 | WittgensteinSaurus Blocker | 0 | 0 | 0 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | |
| 4 | TotaquecutlSkink Runner | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | |
| 5 | HegelSaurus Blocker | 0 | 0 | 3 | 9 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | Badly Hurt |
| 6 | HumeSaurus Blocker | 0 | 0 | 1 | 8 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | |
| 7 | Schlegel Saurus Blocker | 0 | 0 | 0 | 6 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | |
| 8 | Plato MVPSkink Chameleon | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 4 | Badly Hurt |
| 9 | SocratesSkink Runner | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 10 | 0 | 0 | |
| 10 | DescartesSkink Runner | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 13 | 0 | 0 | |
| 11 | Nietzche 'Is Dead' -NuffleSkink Runner | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 |
Game data courtesy of Cyanide's Blood Bowl III web services. Times are Eastern.