The MAML Gazette

2–0

The Dead Poets SBever Shambling Undead, TV 1,550k

Nevva Gonna		The Dead Poets
2	Touchdowns	0
0	Pass Attempts	1
0	Passes	1
0	Quick Pass Attempts	0
0	Quick Passes	0
0	Short Pass Attempts	1
0	Short Passes	1
0	Long Pass Attempts	0
0	Long Passes	0
0	Long Bomb Attempts	0
0	Long Bombs	0
1	Hand-off Attempts	1
1	Hand-offs	1
0	Pass Reception Attempts	1
0	Pass Receptions	1
2	Catch Attempts	2
1	Catches	2
0	Interception Attempts	0
0	Interceptions	0
0	Interceptions Sustained	0
36	Running Yards	28
0	Passing Yards	5
3	Pick-up Attempts	2
3	Pick-ups	1
3	Dodge Attempts	9
1	Dodges	6
5	Rush Attempts	14
5	Rushes	14
0	Jump Attempts	0
0	Jumps	0
54	Successful Blocks	29
29	Times Blocked	54
12	Blitzes	11
3	Tackles	2
3	Surfs	0
4	Stuns Inflicted	3
7	Knockouts Inflicted	1
12	Injuries Inflicted	5
0	Casualties Inflicted	1
0	Kills	1
0	Fouls	1
1	Times Fouled	0
0	Team-mates Thrown	0
0	Bomb Attempts	0
0	Bombs	0
0	Chainsaw Attempts	0
0	Chainsaw Attacks	0
0	Chainsaw Critical Failures	0
0	Stab Attempts	0
0	Stabs	0
0	Hypnotic Gaze Attempts	0
0	Hypnotic Gazes	0
1	Projectile Vomit Attempts	0
0	Projectile Vomits	0
1	Projectile Vomit Critical Failures	0
1	Knockouts Sustained	7
5	Injuries Sustained	12
1	Casualties Sustained	0
1	Deaths Sustained	0
0	Deaths Cheated	1
0	Expulsions	0
12	Star Player Points	7

#	Player	TD	HOA	HO	CBA	CB	PUA	PU	RUN	DGA	DG	RSA	RS	BLK	BLK'D	BLZ	AB	STN	KO	SURF	FOUL'D	PVA	PVF	AB'D	KO'D	CAS'D	DTH	MVP	SPP	Injury
1	Rick 'Rolla" Astley IITroll	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	1	4	0	1	1	0	0	1	1	1	2	0	0	0	0	0
3	Give Ya UpBig Un Blocker	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	6	2	1	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	1	0	1	1	0	0	Dead
4	Let Ya DownBig Un Blocker	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	1	0	0	0	9	3	3	1	0	1	0	0	0	0	1	1	0	0	0	0
5	Run AroundBig Un Blocker	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	1	1	6	1	1	1	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	2
6	Desert YaBig Un Blocker	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	10	3	1	1	1	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0
8	Make Ya KryOrc Blitzer	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	1	0	0	0	6	3	1	2	0	2	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0
9	Say Goodbye 'Twice' IIOrc Blitzer	0	0	0	1	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	5	2	0	1	0	1	1	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0
10	Tell 'Two' Lies IIOrc Blitzer	1	0	0	0	0	3	3	36	0	0	0	0	1	3	0	1	0	1	0	0	0	0	1	0	0	0	0	3
11	Hurt YaOrc Blitzer	1	1	1	1	1	0	0	0	1	1	2	2	7	1	4	3	1	2	1	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	3
13	Gotta 'Make ya' Understand MVPOrc Lineman	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	2	3	1	0	0	0	1	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	1	4
14	I'Jus 'Wanna Tell' Ya IVOrc Lineman	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	2	2	1	3	0	1	1	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0
16	No 'Strangaz' ta Love JrGoblin	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	1	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0

#	Player	PA	CMP	PYD	SPA	SP	HOA	HO	TGT	CAT	CBA	CB	PUA	PU	RUN	DGA	DG	RSA	RS	BLK	BLK'D	BLZ	AB	STN	KO	CAS	KILL	FOUL	AB'D	KO'D	CHT	MVP	SPP
1	HarrisonMummy	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	1	1	7	7	2	2	2	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0
2	LennonMummy	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	2	2	6	7	1	2	0	1	1	1	0	1	0	1	0	2
3	Give Ya UpZombie	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0
4	MorrisonWight Blitzer	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	2	2	0	2	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	1	1	0	0	0
5	CobainWight Blitzer	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	4	3	5	5	5	2	3	0	0	0	0	0	0	1	0	0	0	0
7	JoplinGhoul Runner	1	1	5	1	1	1	1	0	1	1	1	1	1	12	0	0	1	1	2	4	1	0	0	0	0	0	0	1	0	0	0	1
8	ThainGhoul Runner	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	1	0	1	1	0	0	13	4	3	2	2	2	4	2	1	1	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0
9	Hendrix IIIGhoul Runner	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	1	2	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	1	1	0	0	0
10	The Runner Formerly Known As Prince MVPGhoul Runner	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	1	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	2	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	1	1	0	1	4
12	JohnsonZombie	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	4	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	2	2	0	0	0
13	AlexanderZombie	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	3	1	0	0	0	3	9	1	0	0	0	0	0	0	1	1	0	0	0
14	WinehouseZombie	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	1	4	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	1	0	0	0	0
15	Laura Dern IIZombie	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	1	1	2	7	1	0	0	0	0	0	1	2	1	0	0	0

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Nevva Gonna 2, The Dead Poets 0