TEAM STATISTICS
| Philosophers Song | The PipStars | |
|---|---|---|
| 3 | Touchdowns | 1 |
| 0 | Passes | 0 |
| 0 | Catches | 2 |
| 0 | Interceptions | 0 |
| 27 | Running Yards | 38 |
| 0 | Passing Yards | 0 |
| 2 | Tackles | 0 |
| 2 | Surfs | 0 |
| 2 | Knockouts Inflicted | 0 |
| 9 | Injuries Inflicted | 3 |
| 6 | Casualties Inflicted | 0 |
| 1 | Kills | 0 |
| 0 | Knockouts Sustained | 2 |
| 3 | Injuries Sustained | 11 |
| 0 | Casualties Sustained | 6 |
| 0 | Deaths Sustained | 1 |
| 1 | Expulsions | 0 |
PHILOSOPHERS SONG
| # | Player | TD | CAS | KO | BLK | PASS | CAT | RUN | FOUL | SPP | Injury |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Kant 'Was very rarely Stable'Saurus Blocker | 0 | 2 | 0 | 6 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | |
| 2 | Heidegger 'Think you under the TableSaurus Blocker | 0 | 0 | 0 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | |
| 3 | Hume 'Able to Outconsume Hegel'Saurus Blocker | 0 | 0 | 0 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | |
| 4 | Hegel 'Outconsumed by Hume'Saurus Blocker | 0 | 2 | 1 | 12 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 4 | |
| 5 | Wittgenstein 'As Sloshed as Shlegel' MVPSaurus Blocker | 0 | 0 | 0 | 7 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 4 | |
| 6 | Schlegel Saurus Blocker | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | |
| 7 | Nietzsche 'particularly knowledgableSkink Runner | 0 | 0 | 1 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | |
| 8 | Socrates Will be particularly missedSkink Runner | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 24 | 0 | 6 | |
| 9 | Plato 'Half a crate of whiskey dailySkink Runner | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 3 | |
| 10 | Aristotle 'A bugger for the bottle'Skink Runner | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | |
| 11 | Descartes 'I drink therefore I am'Skink Runner | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
THE PIPSTARS
| # | Player | TD | CAS | KO | BLK | PASS | CAT | RUN | FOUL | SPP | Injury |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Pips Pippy MVPSkink Runner | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 32 | 0 | 7 | |
| 3 | Sir Crox-a-LotSaurus Blocker | 0 | 0 | 0 | 10 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | |
| 4 | Geck Rekt!Saurus Blocker | 0 | 0 | 0 | 8 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | |
| 5 | Iguana BallSaurus Blocker | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | Seriously Hurt |
| 6 | Chompy McChompFaceSaurus Blocker | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | Badly Hurt |
| 7 | Big Flick EnergySaurus Blocker | 0 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | Dead |
| 8 | El BandidoSaurus Blocker | 0 | 0 | 0 | 6 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | Serious Injury |
| 10 | Drips Drippy, Esq.Skink Runner | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | Seriously Hurt |
| 11 | Slim ScalySkink Runner | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | |
| 12 | Zippy von SchleichenSkink Runner | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | Badly Hurt |
| 13 | The MenaceSkink Runner | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 6 | 0 | 0 |
Game data courtesy of Cyanide's Blood Bowl III web services. Times are Eastern.